"Arro. Mai Name Jun Hui. Spell As C-O-C-K-F-A-C-E D-U-M-B-F-U-C-K."

I'm back from work, and I got to learn how to do other stuff rather than just packing stocks, but that's not what you want to read about, isn't it?

First off, I'd like to apologize for my ego's sudden escalation. I am a Grammar Nazi and I get really anal when it comes to the English Language, so whenever I get into arguments like these, one of my favorite things to do is to attack the opponent for their grammar/spelling mistakes. Why? Because I can. Also, it makes things more fun. I won't say I am a humble person by nature, that's definitely not true. At times I can be, but most of the times I'm pretty narcissistic, even though I'm usually just fooling around.

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Sorry, I was too tired to reply all the tags last night so I went to bed early.

Continued from yesterday.

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As I was saying, I am definitely not a humble person by nature. My ego is something I have to keep in check every now and then otherwise it'll shoot up so high it's not even funny anymore. I'd like to avoid a repeat of that. I assure you, you will never want to see me that high-and-mighty.

So I'd like to apologize for being so arrogant in my few recent posts.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not apologizing to you and your friends, Channice, I'm apologizing to my readers. Channice, I'm not done with you.



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[You know if this continues, I won't consider letting things go 'cause it got boring or anything. I just might see this to the very very end. One of my life's missions is to show stupid people how stupid they really are. So Channice and Jun Hui, if you still wanna get pwned epicly, come come, let me bring you back to pre-school.]



Tesun: glad u had fun at work. i don
Tesun: -crap i hit enter again- i don't really get most of the comments, but i think its alright 2 use broken lang. however, when u want 2 make a point, i agree, do it in pure n proper english. i would like
Tesun: to say tht it is impossible for the person involved in e drama 2 take a step back n evaluate things. so don't b a smart ass n ask tht of ppl. tht is y friends exist. friends stick up 4 each other n
Tesun: also keep each other in check... sry, spammed again... whenever i tag here it goes at least 2 msgs....

In an argument, especially with a Grammar Nazi like me, it is vital not to use bastardized English and give me the opportunity to use that against you. An argument is all about making points and bringing up important factors, so an argument should be done in a language that both parties understand completely.

Well, I understand bastardized English, but I don't want to dumb down my words to make sure they understand. When I do that, I allow them to take advantage of my words and twist and turn them. I'd like to make that move first before they figure out that that's possible.

"Friends stick up for each other and also keep each other in check." *Thumbs up*

Haha it's totally cool. I appreciate and love long messages. It means they're well though-out.



Channice: Sigh. There you go judging people's English again. LADY, I use phone to update my tumblr so there's no wriggly lines ); you want you can sponsor me 120bucks to fix my laptop
Channice: I'm
Channice: Then I can learn better :D then you don't have to keep criticising my English cos I know it's tiring for you
Channice: So sorry I can't entertain you. I'm a little boring I know D: but at least you reply , you are also giving me what I want (: and that's knowledge .
Red: Channice, your second tag is incomplete. Do you want to complete that first?

Well, I only judge because you gave me the opportunity to. You tagged on my tagboard with your bastardized English, ie, broken English, you pretty much served the opportunity to me on a silver platter. That's too bad. See, even the phone can't be bothered to correct your mistakes already.

You didn't finish your second tag and I commented on that. Guess you didn't see it.

CRITICIZING is spelled with a "Z" and not a "S". It's not tiring. I like doing this. It's one of my life's missions to show stupid people how stupid they really are. So if you keep giving me the opportunity, I'll keep taking it and using it to my advantage.

Oh Channice, bestowing knowledge upon you is the very least I could do to save what's left of our very bleak future. With so many people like you, I have taken up the duty of saving you people and the younger generation and thus, saving the future. *Thumbs up*



Prefers to be anonymous 2: As much as this is amusing, here's an advice for you: It's best not to keep thinking you know a lot/much much more than other people. Yes, indeed you know more than these people here... But well,
you'll always learn something new along the way. If you think too highly of yourself, you'll fall one day. Don't let that happen to you cos if you do, there won't be anything amusing here anymore. XD

Advice taken and very seriously noted. It was because of your tag that I apologized for the skyrocketing of my ego. However, I apologize again. My ego won't settle down until this whole thing is over.

I've definitely learned something. I've learned that there can be stupid people who are beyond help, like Jun Hui. Channice, at least she's learning. I have to give her credit for that. No worries, I've taken that fall before. I don't intend on letting it happen again.

I'm glad you found this amusing and enjoyed it. :)



JunHui: Awww sorry that my english is horrendous, but well my parent was offically married then they gave birth to me :D and come on man! keigi say yes first then i ask amanda to be my flings

Well Dum Hui, then let's take a look at the urbandictionary definition of bastard, shall we?

1. A way to insult another person in a vulgar way.

2. A child born without wed parents.

1. You rotten bastard!
2. Yeh, that's just some poor bastard kid there.

- urbandictionary.com

The slang term for "Bastard" is actually very vague and can mean a ton of things. I picked this definition because that's the one I'm using on you.

Dum Hui, you can stop lying. If she said something along the lines of, "If you wanna do it, I can't do anything to stop you." it doesn't mean she said, "Yes!" It means she's hurting inside, is disappointed in you for thinking this way, and is upset with herself for not being able to do anything about it. So in "Girl Language" the sentence "If you wanna do it, I can't do anything to stop you." means, "STOP! I don't want you to! But even if I told you this, you'll still do it, won't you... :("

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I asked Keigi if that was true.

Her reply?

Yes, I did... Oh well... I was silly that time... I gave in to him too much that he takes it that I'm too easy to bully. I said to him, "As long as you're happy, you want it then go ahead and find one..." But I don't like it at all... ._.

I know how you feel. No girl like to share their boyfriends with other girls.

Sigh... Who would want their boyfriends to go find flings... I was testing him at the same time to see if he would at least think that I won't like it...

When he said he was thinking of finding flings, I was already feeling very moody... As I lost my hp that time, it's like he got bored 'cause I'm not very active online either 'cause my Aunt's place doesn't have a com... But now I'm staying at my own house already... I got the freedom now, unlike the time when I was with him.

Forget him. He's just another cockface bastard.

Bonus message:
Hahas.. Everyone say he this type of face also got so many ex. It's like laughing like nobody's business.

*I corrected the messages' grammar for the reader's convenience.*
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Which proves my point further.

You need to learn more about Girls if you wanna be a "hongster". Girls aren't just toys to kiss, hug, fuck and throw. We're a far more complex species than that. With the exception of Amanda. Her, I don't know.

But let me just ask you one thing. So right now, you just treat Amanda as a FLING and nothing more? I'd like an honest reply for this.



JunHui: but after keigi say no then i cut off the flings relationship with her~ so sorry that you need to read my horrendous english~ but well glad that you can read it well~ :D

Bullshit. May 1st, you asked Amanda to be your fling. May 2nd, you broke up with Keigi. You suck at lying.

Of course I can read it well. I'm well-versed in both the Arts of The English & Bastardized English Language. If I wasn't, I won't be entitled the right to insult your English.



JunHui: awww im a stupid huh? so you`re talking to a stupid so aren`t you stupid too? HAHA

Dum Hui, talking to a stupid person and conversing with him doesn't mean I'm stupid. It means I'm nice enough to explain myself clearly to you and prove that you're a complete and utter idiot even further.



christina: junhui- how does talking to a stupid person makes you stupid?

Tell me about it man. He just doesn't get it.



Good Anon: Firstly, let us make clear the fact that talking to stupid people doesn't make you stupid, it simply acknowledges the fact that stupid people like you, Jun Hui, actually exist. Secondly, your insults
Good Anon: To put it in a way you'll understand, suck. Thirdly, if personal attacks on intelligence are all you have, quite frankly, you've just proved us a point. You're not all that intelligent.
Good Anon: Scratch that. You're simply unintelligible.

Thank you, you just explained everything I wanted to say about him.

Dum Hui, another English lesson for you

un·in·tel·li·gent

–adjective
1.
deficient in intelligence; dull; stupid.
2.
not endowed with intelligence.

—Related forms
un·in·tel·li·gence, noun
un·in·tel·li·gent·ly, adverb

—Can be confused:  unintelligent, unintelligible.


un·in·tel·li·gi·ble

–adjective
not intelligible; not capable of being understood.

—Related forms
un·in·tel·li·gi·bil·i·ty, un·in·tel·li·gi·ble·ness, noun
un·in·tel·li·gi·bly, adverb

—Can be confused: unintelligent, unintelligible.

—Synonyms
incomprehensible, baffling, undecipherable.

-dictionary.com

JunHui: You know that person is stupid but you keep on replying to its question when you know he will keep on argue with you so isn`t it stupid?

Not exactly. A lot of us actually have a brain that we use so it can get really stressful sometimes and most of them don't have the time to entertain your shenanigans like I can. So from time to time, it's good to laugh at people's stupidity. Why? Because they can. They use their brains, and in this condescending world, everyone who uses their brains has a right to discriminate against people who choose not to use their brains.

And you're not even arguing. Up till now, you have made no valid points that I can actually acknowledge or even say, "Touché". So you're not arguing, you're just rambling on and on and on about nothing.

Your retorts are equivalent to that of saying, "No, you!" and our response is, "No, my boy, it is you. Why, you ask? Because..." So now it's a battle between who can say, "No, you!" "Nuh-uh, you!" longer than the other.



JunHui: By the way im not intelligent at all~~ :D

Dum Hui, there is not a reason for you to be sarcastic when the statement itself is already true.
You fail.



Rei: "JunHui: By the way im not intelligent at all~~ :D"
Rei: Truest thing you've said on this tagboard. Now will you please go away? It will be much appreciated.

It's alright if they don't go away. I want to see how long he can last. Channice is already breaking down and her tags are coming to a stop. I want to see how long an idiot can last at this game.



Good Anon: You know JunHui, sometimes I think you type just to make letters and words appear.

I like this sentence very very much. *Two Thumbs Up* It made me laugh out really loud and completely made my day. I would very very much like to know who you are. If I know you, I'd like to give you a good ol' brotherly high five. If I don't know you, an Internet High five is fine too.




HAHA: JAS AWESOME!!!! eng pwned them

Thank you~ :D




Tesun: honestly, who actually said that they were an absolute genius? Firstly, I acknowledge that there are people in this universe, hell in this country smarter than all of us put together. that doesn't
Tesun: mean that I would disregard their intellect when the time comes n humilliate myself. 2ndly, yes tht comment wasn't directed at me, but hey, i also luv the limelight~ NOT. 3rdly, conversing with idiots
Tesun: doesn't make one stupid. it only is a kindness to the idiot to make him feel involved with the world. ^^ if the said idiot is unable to comprehend that then by all means reply on the board~

Ahahaha, Tesun, you're another one that just made my day too. "It only is a kindness to the idiot to make him feel involved with the world. ^^" Gosh I love you people.



Heidi: Lol, I can't help laughing !

This is waaay too freaking amusing.



CHANNICE: Oh ye, you say slut means prostitute right? Prostitutes sell their bodies right. In what way did I sell my body, bitch? And in what way am I dirty? Any evidence?

Channice, now let us take a look at the urbandictionary of the slang term of "SLUT"/

SLUT:

A derogatory term.

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, usually female.

One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally simultaneously.

"That slut has slept with every man in this room!"
"That slut is easy like Sunday morning."

Also refers to one who engages in sexual activity outside of a long-term relationship within the duration of said relationship.
"That girl is such a slut--I can't believe that she cheated on her boyfriend with his best friend!"

These sexual activities include but are not limited to: passionate kissing, manual stimulation of genitalia and/or breasts in the case of a female; oral stimulation of these parts; sexual intercourse.


In some cases, used to refer to a woman who is wearing "skimpy" or tasteless clothing.
"Look at that slut in her mini-skirt! She is not wearing any underwear!"

Less commonly, used as a derogatory term by one female for another during periods of conflict.
"I don't want to talk to her! I hate that slut!"

Synonyms: whore, tramp. Derivations: slutty (adj.), sluttier/sluttiest (superlatives). Related Adjectives: easy; immoral; loose; cheap.

- urbandictionary.com

Hmmm. I learned something new today. I realized I used the term "Slut", for lack of a better word to use.

I'd like to ask a question to everyone reading this right now, and I hope that you can leave a comment in the tagboard answering this question. You don't have to tag with your name, staying anonymous is fine too.

Question: What do you call a girl who openly flirts with a guy who already has a girlfriend?

I do hope that you all will reply. Don't think of that girl as Channice and that guy as Jun Hui, think of the girl as some random blonde girl and the guy some random guy, then look at the situation from the 3rd person point of view. That way, you're not judging the both of them but just merely answering my question.

I personally think, "slut" is a very appropriate word, don't you think?

Well, I've finished replying the tags and there hasn't been any blog updates or facebook updates. This drama is pretty much coming to an end soon, depending on how both Channice and Dum Hui choose to reply.

I'm going out to catch up with Heidi now.

See you guys later.